he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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