I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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