just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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