The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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