ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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