My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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