I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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