this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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