I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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