i jhust puked up my retainher.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
