why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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