If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
do nipples grow back?
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