I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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