She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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