she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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