I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize