thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i would punch a child for taco bell
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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