wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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