you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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