i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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