You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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