I can text with my tongue
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
