do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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