Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
