Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I could make wine with my vomit
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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