Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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