the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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