i just google imaged poop.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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