There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
You're completely useless in the revolution.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
True strength comes from lack of pants
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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