I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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