Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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