so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I will be naked everywhere
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
