I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You left your underwear on the fireplace
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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