Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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