Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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