i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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