im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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