ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
drinking out of a sandbucket again
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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