what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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