I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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