so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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