Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We named our party play list daddy issues
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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