Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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