wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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