two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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