Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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