As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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