dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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