I skipped work to stalk him.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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