I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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