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if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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