what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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