Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Someone came in the potted fern
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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