Dual....:-)
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Never underestimate the power of titties
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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