If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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