I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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